So I'm adding up all the dumbshits I see cutting people off and changing lanes madly without blinkers from the time I leave for work to the time I get home...

At least 70% of these people had something to do with A&M plastered over their cars. Be it a plate frame, alumni sticker, or whatever.

Should those "stupid Aggie" jokes carry over into their driving abilities?? WTF?

 

Sidenote: I see these people with some type of cowhead stickers all the time that just drive like you don't exist. Most of them drive these ugly orange (insert any oversized SUV here)'s.

 

I've always thought of an A&M sticker as an easier to get handicapped sticker.

Of course, everybody drives like as assclown these days, myself included. I finally said, "If you can't beat 'em (with a tire iron), join 'em". So, if you see a first gen in Austin cut you off and/or give you the one-finger salute, it's not my fault.

 

I'd rather dodge your 1st gen than a bigass Avalanche doing 85 mph through semi rush hour traffic with no blinkers.

 

'Hook 'em Horns!.

 

Guys with Ducks Unlimited stickers can't drive either.


My dad went to UofH so i'm automatically inclined to hate A&M and t.u.

 

Most people these days use the newest method of driving. It's called the "HUA" method. (Head Up A**)
Others use the "Solar System" method. That's the one where the world revolves around you.
Both can be cured, one requires a medical proceedure called "Gastro-plexiotomy", where they insert a window in the stomach, the other just requires a science lesson.

 

Combining the middle finger with the 'thumbs up' is a great universal F**k'em in lieu of Gig'em.

 

You intrigue me. Since the only people out in the sticks that have birth certificates and/or insurance are Aggies, that might work better than my current

 

Aggies don't have birth certificates, they have pedegrees.

 

Ha, yup does go to show aggies can't drive or do good engenering work.