Bret Kepner Cardinal Rules of Heads-Up Drag Racing
04-29-06 | 04:58 PM
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Bret Kepner Cardinal Rules of Heads-Up Drag Racing
Looks like it's time for a repost of Bret Kepner Cardinal Rules of Heads-Up Drag Racing:
1. The person who wins the championship is ALWAYS cheating.
2. All cars faster than YOURS are cheating.
3. All people slower than YOU know YOU'RE cheating.
4. If your name is LUPE, well....come on...
5. The tech guys hate YOU but let everybody else slide.
6. All the OTHER people ruin it for everybody else.
7. If it wasn't for people like YOU, racing would totally suck.
8. Any car not built under a tree in a backyard by an idiot making less per hour than YOU is a cheating, professional race car.
9. Any racer who willingly spends more money than YOU is cheating.
10. Any racer whose vehicle works better than YOURS is cheating.
1. The person who wins the championship is ALWAYS cheating.
2. All cars faster than YOURS are cheating.
3. All people slower than YOU know YOU'RE cheating.
4. If your name is LUPE, well....come on...
5. The tech guys hate YOU but let everybody else slide.
6. All the OTHER people ruin it for everybody else.
7. If it wasn't for people like YOU, racing would totally suck.
8. Any car not built under a tree in a backyard by an idiot making less per hour than YOU is a cheating, professional race car.
9. Any racer who willingly spends more money than YOU is cheating.
10. Any racer whose vehicle works better than YOURS is cheating.
