MY RIDE:
2002 Ford F-150 Supercrew,
Harley Davidson Edition, with the 5.4 Liter Supercharged V8

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MY MODS:

Recently back from the dealer, and
Currently Dead Stock – 328whp to the rear wheels.

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I still haven’t put my mods back in the truck.
(Lazy + High gas prices own me)


TIME:
about <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:time Hour="21" Minute="0">9:00 p.m.</st1:time>, Two weeks ago, Friday night

LOCATION:
US-1 (<st1:Street><st1:address>South Dixie Highway</st1:address></st1:Street>), Heading Northbound,

Just South of the large Nissan Dealership
(3 lanes each one way only as the highway is split there)

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I just left Crispeed’s shop, and was heading home, Northbound on US-1.
I am just minding my own business in my truck, on the far left lane of this
three lane highway.
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As I am approaching the Nissan Dealership, a new Silver G35 Coupe, barrels
out of the (left) side street, hauling ***, and fishtailing slightly, while accelerating hard.

The !@#$% @$$hole cut me off, and forced me to hit my brakes - hard.

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As I continue looking ahead, I notice that it has a magnetic “Dealer” license plate
On the rear, and he has a passenger with him.

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I start thinking to myself, “this ******* is trying to make a sale...”
“he’s trying to ‘show-off’ the power of the G35 to his potential client.”

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I decided to return the favor to this @$$hole, and ruin his sale.

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I step on my throttle and instantly catch up to the G35. He has to stop at the next light,
and I conveniently pull up right behind him.

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As the light is about to turn green, I hear him rev up the engine for a hard launch.

The light turns green, and he punches it with a nice loud bark from his rear tires.

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I remove my foot of the brake, and step on my throttle, instantly closing the cap between
him and I. I am literally 2 feet away from his rear, and have to release the gas a little
to not hit him – all while he is still at WOT.

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Once I have a trucklength of room between me and the lane next to me, I switch lanes
and once again step on the accelerator with force.

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My truck once again revs higher and lunges forward, immediately consuming the highway ahead of me, and instantly passing the G35 that is still flooring it.

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As I am passing the G35, I was looking at the priceless face of both the Salesman and his
potential client in the passenger seat. They were doing a double take, with
W I D E open eyes, as my 5000+lb behemoth rolled by like they were standing still.

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It was hilarious and very fulfilling.
Especially when they did a U-turn at the next light.
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I love kills in my FB, but in the truck they seem especially sweeter. Especially when all you have to do is step on the throttle and go. I didn’t even turn off the A/C on this run. But then again, with 400 ft-lbs of torque, I didn’t need to.





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Cruel....VERY cruel! Nice kill man!!

-Alex

 

you have TOO much power! hey TT are u going to the gar b que in murfeesboro?

 

Probably not. My car is apart in the garage.

-Alex

 

hahahah awesome.

 

Damn bro! This is stock?!? I really want one of those trucks. They seriously didn't make enough of them.

 

great story, nice kill

 

haha, great kill. too bad you didn't have a passenger to take a pic as you drove past them.

 

Kills are always fun, but EGO KILLS make me nut my pants. You should have pulled up next to him and rubbed it in like he was a stupid little **** that has nut all over her face.

You: "Now what do you say?"
G35 driver: "Thank you."
You: "Good girl. I'll see you tomarrow."

 

I love you.

 

I'm an Infiniti salesman in Miami and I hate you!!!!

j/k


That was the funniest kill I have ever read today.

DF, you're either killing 'em with a 20 year old Cheapo Jap Sportscar or you're killing 'em with a shiny new American Ego Pickup Truck. Those poor slobs can't tell WHAT to be afraid of anymore.

 

Salesman: "You cheated"

You: "How?"

Salesman: "NOS"

 

"No NOS here!"

*evil laugh* Mwahahahahahahaaa. MWAhahahahahahaaa. MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

nice kill with the truck...stupid sleepers

 

Too bad you weren't hauling the FB when you passed him!!!

 

Ego kills are fun, i drive my mom's '98 Caddillac DeVille on occasion (4.6 Quad Cam 275hp), if i see someone driving like that, i catch them and almost always beat them without problem. I've lost three raced, a late model Formula Firebird (very slow walk on me), a modified WRX, even until 3rd, and a drag prepped late model Trans Am, i thought i hit the brakes insted of the gas.

 

Badass. That truck is the shieet.

 

i got to see that truck when we was driving up to to markham park as the camra man. Nice looking and stylish. Nice kill though. You comming to the next meet @ biscayne bay

 

hopefully - wherever it is..