Guerrilla Tactics

Portland, OR

3v3 TIMED Bboy/Bgirl Battle

Jan. 24th - Saturday

Admission - 5 $

DJ Sugarman- Buttermilk Baby Makers

Dialog is your emcee for the night

Judges :
1. Impulse - Moon Patrol Crew
2. Fumi - Battle Reflex
3. Boogie Fish - 17.42
4. Rybonix - Misguided Steps / 20th Century Boyz

We will have a judge rotation going on.
So if a judge's crew is up, he is going to take a one round break while another stand in judge takes over

First place prize: Your choice of any 100$ gift card to wherever you want! Be it Upper Playground, 555 Soul, Nike, Reebok, Olive Garden, Victoria's Secret, you pick! (All 3 will get their own 100$ gift card of choice)

Second: Something dope, TBA
Third: Something dope, TBA

Battle shirts will be for sale, CHEAP AND DOPE

Energy drinks and water will be available

If you can't make it to Portland or you are too lazy, be sure to get to LIME LIGHT, let's make it a huge night for bboying in the Northwest.

This jam is going to be HYPE and FUN AS HELL. Non-Profit, so all proceeds go back to the community center to fund youth programs.


University Park Community Center Gym
9009 N Foss Ave
Portland, OR 97203

 

im a redneck can i participate?

 

It took me a good couple mins to figure out that bboy stood for basketball. I was trying to think of what sort of autocross/drag/drift competition bboy could stand for.

 

Actually its breakdancing. Anyone and everyone is welcome.

 

that's the best comment ever! your whiteness is exemplary right now lol!!! next time try urbandictionary.com

 

Wow, I'm speechless.


Fumi - Battle Reflex
Fumi - I didn't know you were judging bboy contests/

 

OOOOOOOHhhh step off son, I will dance all up in that grill. I would sooo complete, but the last time I danced they had to shut down all of Eastern Washington. I would just feel bad making all yaz little ... um ... gangsta get .... roundhoused by my flavor.... or something.... Yeah, my flavor ... tweak flavor... it's some sour sheit dawg. REPRESENT!

 

Lol, well ok then. Well I guess that's why my name is Tweak instead of Jerald or Ted. O.o

At what point of the 2 times you have met me did you think, "Wow that kid is urban...dawg... we better watch out...."





Yeah, that's right. You don't want none of this!

For those of you that want to see the news footage of me dancing last...

For those of you that want to see the news footage of me dancing last... DISCO baby ... disco...

 

Dude Hyper i would not mess with that straight up home skillet gizzangster! ^that guy^. I saw him dance and it was soooo off the hook. Tweak get to the "basketball" contest and show them how its done by true playas!

 

Tweaks' arms are weapons of mass destruction, you just don't mess with that kinda ****

 

10" wide man. lol and tweak taht was funny

 

its funny i was saying the same thing in my head..

 

He's going to show up in Larry Bird length shorts and a kobe jersey, with his brand new wilson basketball...

And then head spin... on top of the ball, with the ball spinning the other way, with chuck norris shooting alsers out of his nostrils and the judges will be all...

nevermind. wtf an I saying?

 

I think we should put together a 7 crew and represent... And we can call our group 20b cuz there are 3... Word. Tweak I'm down. You me and one more... How bout it Adrian? We need some diversity!

 

****, that's actually semi creative.

 

Haha, I'd love to see that!

 

I can actually break, not well mind you, but I used to tear it up uin the old days. I went to HS with guy named Fumi and he was sick. I wonder if it's the same kid, he had a hawt sister.

 

WHAT hot sister? Im there!

 

Before people get too excited the question is, is she a legal hot sister? Or does the 4 finger rule need to be applied?

 

ok so we have tweak in an elf costume tearing that **** a new one with those mad skillz(make sure you wear the goggles much better me thinks) and Timmah standing there all hitting on (or trying to) on the HAWT sister and then we have Adrian flopping on the deck like a fish.
NOW THAT IS REPRESENTING for Rx7 club NW FTMFW BABY!!!

 

If that seriously is happening, I'm driving down to Portland just to see this.

 

Can't even go by "grass on the field" anymore. Damn near every girls shaves.

So I just go by the motto of "meh, she SAID she was 18, what do you want me to do officer... check ID?"

 

Have them sign a confidentiality agreement.

 

ahahaha Ogre that's priceless... You know me too well, but I don't think you've even met me lol

 

Ahh yes the joys of being able to READ timmah. And you can't even say you didnt know she was 18 or she said she was 18 and it doesnt even matter if you checked id and it was fake saying she was over 18 you still get the shaft! I havent personally had this problem but enough friends have either gotten the full on shaft so far up their (wear the bathing suit covers, and Timmah's one piece doesnt count!) or had the scare happen.

morale::: the **** stanks!!! i have no idea what that means. What happened to leagal age of consent being 16 in WA anyways?
Now that we have terribly threadjacked the **** out of this thang, if the 3 of you get togeter and do this i will find a way down to fricken OR to see this! Anybody wanna carpool?