Best kijiji add ever...
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Haha, that is the best thing I've read in weeks. This guy must get writing advice from Charlie Sheen. I love the "That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore." Comment, great!