Stock Turbo Weight and 99 Spec turbo Q
10-31-04, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by jimlab
The control gate in the exhaust manifold makes it part of the turbo assembly, and you can't bolt the turbos to the engine without it, but whatever. 
Right, one $20 bag of ****, coming right up.
Can you find a post in this thread where I accepted your bet? Come on Fritz, you're brighter than this. Or at least you used to be...
Right, one $20 bag of ****, coming right up.
Can you find a post in this thread where I accepted your bet? Come on Fritz, you're brighter than this. Or at least you used to be...
Enough said
NOW **** OFF
10-31-04, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Fritz Flynn
Let's just include the engine the chassis the wheels. Yeah whatever. I'm bright enough to know what turbos are and how much they weigh which clearly you are not.
NOW **** OFF
10-31-04, 11:09 AM
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I SAID F########CK off.
I'm smart enough to know who is right about the weight of stock turbos in this thread and again you are clearly not.
I have no idea how much my brain weighs but if it does weigh 5oz I doubt you even have one.
I'm smart enough to know who is right about the weight of stock turbos in this thread and again you are clearly not.
I have no idea how much my brain weighs but if it does weigh 5oz I doubt you even have one.
10-31-04, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Fritz Flynn
I SAID F########CK off.
I'm smart enough to know who is right about the weight of stock turbos in this thread and again you are clearly not.
You sell someone your non-sequential turbo assembly. Do you:
A. Include the exhaust manifold, because it's an integral part of the turbo assembly.
B. Not include the exhaust manifold, because it's no more a part of the turbo assembly than the wheels or chassis.
I have no idea how much my brain weighs
10-31-04, 11:16 AM
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They weighed 32 Lbs.
The subect Twins used for our non-destructive weight inspection consisted of:
Complete Turbo Assembly with 42K miles off a 1994 Auto FD.
The Components were:
An HT12 Primary and Secondary Turbo Assembly attached to the Turbo Exhaust Manifold. Oil and Water inlet and return lines were left attached as well as the WG/PC Actuators w/rods. 4 DP studs were also attached to the assembly.
The bad news,......I gained another 3 pounds.
The subect Twins used for our non-destructive weight inspection consisted of:
Complete Turbo Assembly with 42K miles off a 1994 Auto FD.
The Components were:
An HT12 Primary and Secondary Turbo Assembly attached to the Turbo Exhaust Manifold. Oil and Water inlet and return lines were left attached as well as the WG/PC Actuators w/rods. 4 DP studs were also attached to the assembly.
The bad news,......I gained another 3 pounds.
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10-31-04, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by jimlab
I know what you said, Fritz, but it was only funny the first time.
Quick quiz...
You sell someone your non-sequential turbo assembly. Do you:
A. Include the exhaust manifold, because it's an integral part of the turbo assembly.
B. Not include the exhaust manifold, because it's no more a part of the turbo assembly than the wheels or chassis.
My guess is 5 oz. Enjoy your $20, Fritz.
Quick quiz...
You sell someone your non-sequential turbo assembly. Do you:
A. Include the exhaust manifold, because it's an integral part of the turbo assembly.
B. Not include the exhaust manifold, because it's no more a part of the turbo assembly than the wheels or chassis.
My guess is 5 oz. Enjoy your $20, Fritz.
The question was how much the turbos weighed. When you buy new turbos, they don't come with the manifold. Fritz is right and your just changing the subject like a woman.
10-31-04, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by turbojeff
The question was how much the turbos weighed.
When you buy new turbos, they don't come with the manifold.
Fritz is right and your just changing the subject like a woman.
10-31-04, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by jimlab
Show me where someone specified with or without the exhaust manifold.
BFD.
Weak.
BFD.
Weak.
10-31-04, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Fritz Flynn
I'm off to get little work done and don't have time to fool with your little bitch *** anymore but I'll have my wife take over. She's smarter than both us combined so this should get very interesting
10-31-04, 11:59 AM
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Actually, Fritz just has better things to with his time than exchange blows with you. Me, on the other hand...he took our adorable little daughter with him for some Daddy time, so I have some much needed play time! 
I don't see where he came close to changing the subject at all. He has parts to ship to customers today. He might be shipping some turbos. I wonder how much they weigh in the box with all the packing materials and tape and labels. Anyone care to wager a guess?
And, Jimlab, just between you and I, it doesn't make any sense to call a man a ****. First of all, he's not, obviously. But wait, he does have open access to a really sweet one... **** lover is more like it.
I don't see where he came close to changing the subject at all. He has parts to ship to customers today. He might be shipping some turbos. I wonder how much they weigh in the box with all the packing materials and tape and labels. Anyone care to wager a guess?
And, Jimlab, just between you and I, it doesn't make any sense to call a man a ****. First of all, he's not, obviously. But wait, he does have open access to a really sweet one... **** lover is more like it.
10-31-04, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Fritz Flynn
... But wait, he does have open access to a really sweet one... **** lover is more like it.
10-31-04, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Fritz Flynn
Actually, Fritz just has better things to with his time than exchange blows with you. Me, on the other hand...he took our adorable little daughter with him for some Daddy time, so I have some much needed play time!
I don't see where he came close to changing the subject at all. He has parts to ship to customers today. He might be shipping some turbos. I wonder how much they weigh in the box with all the packing materials and tape and labels. Anyone care to wager a guess?
And, Jimlab, just between you and I, it doesn't make any sense to call a man a ****. First of all, he's not, obviously. But wait, he does have open access to a really sweet one... **** lover is more like it.
I don't see where he came close to changing the subject at all. He has parts to ship to customers today. He might be shipping some turbos. I wonder how much they weigh in the box with all the packing materials and tape and labels. Anyone care to wager a guess?
And, Jimlab, just between you and I, it doesn't make any sense to call a man a ****. First of all, he's not, obviously. But wait, he does have open access to a really sweet one... **** lover is more like it.
10-31-04, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by areXseven
Bada-Bing!!
Fritz, you are one lucky fella!
10-31-04, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by KaiFD3S
next.....
10-31-04, 12:40 PM
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You have no idea just how lucky he is! 
I hope you didn't think that little trailer park rub hurt. I think you've been grabbing at straws for a little while now. Maybe you should go lay down before you hurt yourself.
I hope you didn't think that little trailer park rub hurt. I think you've been grabbing at straws for a little while now. Maybe you should go lay down before you hurt yourself.
10-31-04, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by jimlab
Yep, normally you'd have to go to a bowling alley or monster truck show to see such a ferocious display of raw intelligence. I'm still reeling from the shock of being slapped down so handily by someone with the IQ of an average flatworm...
10-31-04, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Fritz Flynn
You have no idea just how lucky he is!
I hope you didn't think that little trailer park rub hurt. I think you've been grabbing at straws for a little while now. Maybe you should go lay down before you hurt yourself.
I hope you didn't think that little trailer park rub hurt. I think you've been grabbing at straws for a little while now. Maybe you should go lay down before you hurt yourself.
10-31-04, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Fritz Flynn
Maybe you should go lay down before you hurt yourself.
10-31-04, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by areXseven
They weighed 32 Lbs.
The subect Twins used for our non-destructive weight inspection consisted of:
Complete Turbo Assembly with 42K miles off a 1994 Auto FD.
The Components were:
An HT12 Primary and Secondary Turbo Assembly attached to the Turbo Exhaust Manifold. Oil and Water inlet and return lines were left attached as well as the WG/PC Actuators w/rods. 4 DP studs were also attached to the assembly.
The bad news,......I gained another 3 pounds.
The subect Twins used for our non-destructive weight inspection consisted of:
Complete Turbo Assembly with 42K miles off a 1994 Auto FD.
The Components were:
An HT12 Primary and Secondary Turbo Assembly attached to the Turbo Exhaust Manifold. Oil and Water inlet and return lines were left attached as well as the WG/PC Actuators w/rods. 4 DP studs were also attached to the assembly.
The bad news,......I gained another 3 pounds.