YOUR FD IS SO UNRELIABLE THAT YOU GAVE IT TO ME!

 

heh, must add an addendum to that:

...CONSTANTLY!!!

 

Damn... that would be funny, except I'm past stage 3 mods from that plan already... and it's still in the damn shop. *sighs*

 

this is so fkin great.. whoever posted "my fd is so unreliable, I've spent thousands of dollars on parts...and it's still stock. " im laughin my *** off.. that was a good one.

 

My FD so unreliable I've owned it for a little over a year and its seen the road about 5 months out of it....

O and its not Zoom Zoom Boom... it goes like...
Zoom Boom ZZZZooooommmm (Ported w/ T04S 425rwhp) Boom Zoom (Daily Driver) Boom (Pulling out of a driveway)

FD3S = Finally Drove 3 Seconds




who ever posted that one is hilarious

 

 

My car is not unreliable. I can rely on it to:
surprise me with new problems each drive.
I can rely on it to be the cause of fights with my girl over money.
I can rely on it to give me that sick twisted feeling in my stomach when I think about spending more dough on her upkeep.
I can rely on it to drip so much oil on the driveway that the EPA has warned me.
The FD will break your heart if your last name isn't Gates or Rockefeller.
The FD is kind of like a slot machine that isn't paying out. You keep pumping money into it knowing your time is coming...but it just isn't gonna pay out.
The FD is my life. It's a labor of love. It is both beautiful and nimble. No cup holder, no head room, no chance of fitting golf clubs in it. No frills.
Despite the drawbacks, I stand by my decision to buy one, no matter how impractical and costly that decision was.

 

sounds like an oath we should take

 

my FD is so unreliable I take "test drives" in FD's for sale at used car lots just to remember how it feels...

 

oops double post

 

my FD is so unreliable that when I take it in for an oil change even the Mazda dealer can find something wrong with it

 

my fd is so unreliable that even though I love it more than any other material thing I will ever love in the world I am selling it and won't look back.

Dropping it just like that cause it's my bitch!

OH and for the joke hmm....
okay got one

ricola555's rx-7 is so unreliable that when we were racing and he claimed his motor blew and that's why he lost I believed him! We later checked it out and he blew all of his coolant seals, apex seals, and turbos all in that one run because his car is a wimp just like him! So then he went to a local so called rotary mechanic who raped him and still couldn't really fix the car.

 

My FD is so unreliable, my wife feels neglected.