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#128
My FD is sooooo unreliable.......
1) I change the good hinges more often than my oil
2)I bought a "roll-back" as a second car
3)My bank made me an honarary board member
4)I did a school book report on the owners manual
1) I change the good hinges more often than my oil
2)I bought a "roll-back" as a second car
3)My bank made me an honarary board member
4)I did a school book report on the owners manual
#129
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RUN MAZDA RUN
Ok its not a joke but it was pretty funny when my friend looked at my car after a four month repair saga and inspired by Forest Gump he stood in front of my FD arms at his hipps and yelled " Run Mazda Run " To bad the car doesnt speak english .
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by martini
[B]my fd is so unreliable, I've spent thousands of dollars on parts...and it's still stock.
This one is the best !
[B]my fd is so unreliable, I've spent thousands of dollars on parts...and it's still stock.
This one is the best !
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My FD is so unreliable that half the time I am late for work..half reliable and half unreliable ...so I bought another one which is also unreliable half the time ...so do 2 halves make a whole time reliable ..NOT ..now I´ve got two 1/2 the time reliable FDs on my hand ..I am still late to work half the time ?!?!
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Originally posted by 3rdGen7
My FD is so unreliable that half the time I am late for work..half reliable and half unreliable ...so I bought another one which is also unreliable half the time ...so do 2 halves make a whole time reliable ..NOT ..now I´ve got two 1/2 the time reliable FDs on my hand ..I am still late to work half the time ?!?!
My FD is so unreliable that half the time I am late for work..half reliable and half unreliable ...so I bought another one which is also unreliable half the time ...so do 2 halves make a whole time reliable ..NOT ..now I´ve got two 1/2 the time reliable FDs on my hand ..I am still late to work half the time ?!?!
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my fd is soo unreliable:
that my mechanic packs a lunch for me and drives me to school in his car.
that i conveniently get fuel cut at red lights and stop signs.
my spare tire is bald.
theres more miles from pushing it than driving it...
lol, actually, besides the a/c and the clutch, shes been nice to me. 2 things the 91 Chrysler Le Baron didnt have.....
that my mechanic packs a lunch for me and drives me to school in his car.
that i conveniently get fuel cut at red lights and stop signs.
my spare tire is bald.
theres more miles from pushing it than driving it...
lol, actually, besides the a/c and the clutch, shes been nice to me. 2 things the 91 Chrysler Le Baron didnt have.....