Stupid/Funny/Random things said about the FC
#727
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dude at work - "how many pistons that thing got?"
me - "uh none"
dude - "you dicknose quit messin with me"
another dude at work - "you get your car runnin yet?"
me -"nah i gotta get a new turbo"
dude - "man i dont mess around with those little 4 bangers"
me - "uh none"
dude - "you dicknose quit messin with me"
another dude at work - "you get your car runnin yet?"
me -"nah i gotta get a new turbo"
dude - "man i dont mess around with those little 4 bangers"
#728
dorifuto soko!
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Taco Bell drive through
Kid "hey you want to sell your car"
Me (looking to get a TII) "yeah its got 3,000 mile on rebuild with street port"
Kid "I have been looking all over for a rx7 how much you want for it"
Me "$3200"
kid "3200!!!! that thing is backfiring, sounds like the valves are sticking and the pistons could be knocking"
Me " fair enough....$10,000 its a rare rotary that has pistons and valves"
LOL!!!! punk *** didn't give me a straw or a spork!!!
Kid "hey you want to sell your car"
Me (looking to get a TII) "yeah its got 3,000 mile on rebuild with street port"
Kid "I have been looking all over for a rx7 how much you want for it"
Me "$3200"
kid "3200!!!! that thing is backfiring, sounds like the valves are sticking and the pistons could be knocking"
Me " fair enough....$10,000 its a rare rotary that has pistons and valves"
LOL!!!! punk *** didn't give me a straw or a spork!!!
Hahaha! this one is great!!
#729
Rotary Freak
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i pull into a mazda dealership looking to put in an application.
salesman walks out
salesman " hey buddy, you want to trade that thing in for a mazda?"
me " it is a mazda"
salesman" aint like no mazda i have ever seen"
then i went on into the story of an rx7 and blah blah blah.
and also one of the chicks i know always tells me my car sounds like an alien probe ??!
salesman walks out
salesman " hey buddy, you want to trade that thing in for a mazda?"
me " it is a mazda"
salesman" aint like no mazda i have ever seen"
then i went on into the story of an rx7 and blah blah blah.
and also one of the chicks i know always tells me my car sounds like an alien probe ??!
#732
F yo couch!
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^ get used to it...all those honduh dummies think there cars are the fastest....my all stock s4 n/a has killed every gen integra and all of the common ricer civics(havent gone up against the new si's) not one has ever even possed a threat.
there all talking outa there asses
there all talking outa there asses
#733
A little late on the reply, but I did pay it at the DMV. I dont know how it works but i think they go off the vin. I didnt think it was worth fighting either for 15dollars. I do hve it somewhere if I find it i will post it
#735
first story:
went to autozone to pick up some coolant. told him that i was having cooling problems and person next in line overhears conversation and says:
"you should leave the thermostat out, It runs cooler"
looked at my friend and kinda chuckled, paid for said coolant and left.
Second,
was trying to buy an aftermarketshift boot for my '91 coupe. was talking to salesguy when some random asshat comes up:
asshat: what kinda gar you got?
me: a '91 mazda rx7 N/A.
asshat: oh man you should put a turbo in that. all you gotta do is put that exhaust back in to the airfilter and it'll add a ton of horsepower etc...
me: uhh. . . ok
someone asked me how many "blades" i had in there. Went on to tell me that these engine have blades in them.
Most of the time i just act nice and say ok, whatever.
went to autozone to pick up some coolant. told him that i was having cooling problems and person next in line overhears conversation and says:
"you should leave the thermostat out, It runs cooler"
looked at my friend and kinda chuckled, paid for said coolant and left.
Second,
was trying to buy an aftermarketshift boot for my '91 coupe. was talking to salesguy when some random asshat comes up:
asshat: what kinda gar you got?
me: a '91 mazda rx7 N/A.
asshat: oh man you should put a turbo in that. all you gotta do is put that exhaust back in to the airfilter and it'll add a ton of horsepower etc...
me: uhh. . . ok
someone asked me how many "blades" i had in there. Went on to tell me that these engine have blades in them.
Most of the time i just act nice and say ok, whatever.
#737
Dorito Spinner
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idiot: "hey nice 240"
Me: "Umm..its actually a Rx7.."
idiot: "Oh really? Well they're the same car basically..."
Me: "Yeah, they are....exept that 240s have 4 cyl and mine has a none..."
idiot: "Then how does it run? Hamsters?"
Me: "Yup, I got to go to pet co. to refuel after work..."
Me:"Its a ROTARY..."
idiot: "whats that?"
lol, I walked away shaking my head.....
Me: "Umm..its actually a Rx7.."
idiot: "Oh really? Well they're the same car basically..."
Me: "Yeah, they are....exept that 240s have 4 cyl and mine has a none..."
idiot: "Then how does it run? Hamsters?"
Me: "Yup, I got to go to pet co. to refuel after work..."
Me:"Its a ROTARY..."
idiot: "whats that?"
lol, I walked away shaking my head.....
#738
That Boy Good !!!
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"Will you always smell like exauhst fumes when you drive your car ?"
"Why do you need another gauge for your coolant Temp ?"
"Why do you ride around with a spare can of coolant thats Ghetto"
" I dont wanna ride in that chainsaw" <~~~~My Favorite !
"Why do you need another gauge for your coolant Temp ?"
"Why do you ride around with a spare can of coolant thats Ghetto"
" I dont wanna ride in that chainsaw" <~~~~My Favorite !
#740
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rx7
ive only had my rx7 for like a month and ive already had alot of comments like this. i get the loud one and the lawnmower joke because i add 2 stroke to the gas but the funniest one was when my friends dad asked me "so is a Rotary some type of 4 cylinder then?" to which i replied " No it has rotors"
#741
Camshaft
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Swear to god, I had a pressure tester on my car during lunch break today at work, and one of my team-mates comes up to me...
Morgan: "Any leak?"
Me: "Naw, she's holding pressure, I dunno where the coolant's going!"
Morgan: "Oh that's your headgasket then."
Me: "Naw dude, this is a rotary."
Morgan: "Oh. What's that?"
Me: "It has like, little spinning triangles instead of pistons." (And proceeded to explain how the "Spinning Triangles" turn the eccentric shaft etc...)
Morgan: "...
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Don't **** with me man, I know more than you think, *******."
And he walked away... I couldn't decide whether to laugh or feel bad for him...
Morgan: "Any leak?"
Me: "Naw, she's holding pressure, I dunno where the coolant's going!"
Morgan: "Oh that's your headgasket then."
Me: "Naw dude, this is a rotary."
Morgan: "Oh. What's that?"
Me: "It has like, little spinning triangles instead of pistons." (And proceeded to explain how the "Spinning Triangles" turn the eccentric shaft etc...)
Morgan: "...
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Don't **** with me man, I know more than you think, *******."
And he walked away... I couldn't decide whether to laugh or feel bad for him...
#742
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had my first funny comment since i've had the car... i was at work and chilling outside during my break and a co-worker came out and said "nice car, that thing got them there rotisserie motors huh" and i said mmmm chicken
#743
F yo couch!
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im so used to my cars redline and its characteristics, that i tend to get in trouble when im alowed to drive my friends cars.......i dont see whats the big deal with going up to redline every shift....i do it all the time, but they always get mad
#744
You don't love your RX-7, you love the body style. Don't bother to convince us otherwise. People who love RX-7's don't drop V8's in them. I'm not going to argue why its such a ridiculous idea, but to say you love the car and then ditch what makes it what it is, is absurd.
#745
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That is so true, I remeber a couple of years ago I went to Formula D at the streets of Long Beach and seen the Gold FD with the LS1, and the Turbo mag a few more years back with the 2JZGTE Called the Supra 7. I was pissed and depressed for a few days. Everybody was like "thats coo" and I said "They killed the 7!!! It has no soul"!!! Thats like 302's in Miatas and 350's in old school Z's thats some thing you just dont do!
if you own any RX and have a non rotary motor in it, you cant convince me that you truely "love" the car
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