Gdmf Raccoons!!!!!!!
#1
Gdmf Raccoons!!!!!!!
STOLE MY T2 INTAKE PIPE!!!!!!!!!!!
I picked it up off the ground the other day with tiny teeth marks in it and thought it was odd for a cat to chew on it but thought oh well. THEN last night i was helping my friend put a brush gaurd on his jeep when "something" walked up beside me, i though it was one of the neighbors small dogs at first because it was the same coloration, then the damn thing picked up my wrench and started to run away!!! My buddy hit it with a rock and it dropped the wrench. After that the little bastards (there turned out to be 2 of em) kept coming back and tryin to take stuff. This morning i go to my barn and damn if they didnt take the intake this time!! Now i know where all my missing tools went to, tonight i have to do a stake out tonight and wait for them to come back so i can follow them and go get my **** back.
I picked it up off the ground the other day with tiny teeth marks in it and thought it was odd for a cat to chew on it but thought oh well. THEN last night i was helping my friend put a brush gaurd on his jeep when "something" walked up beside me, i though it was one of the neighbors small dogs at first because it was the same coloration, then the damn thing picked up my wrench and started to run away!!! My buddy hit it with a rock and it dropped the wrench. After that the little bastards (there turned out to be 2 of em) kept coming back and tryin to take stuff. This morning i go to my barn and damn if they didnt take the intake this time!! Now i know where all my missing tools went to, tonight i have to do a stake out tonight and wait for them to come back so i can follow them and go get my **** back.
#2
"tonight i have to do a stake out tonight and wait for them to come back so i can follow them and go get my **** back."
one of the funniest things i have read in a while.
Time to move or invest in a bb gun.
john ny
one of the funniest things i have read in a while.
Time to move or invest in a bb gun.
john ny
#4
I cant afford to move and i already have 3 12 guages and a 22 but my mom wont let me kill the friggin rats, i gotta set traps, but after i follow them and find there nest along with my tools and intake
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#6
Alright then. Go get a paintball gun from Wally World for like $25.00...just don't freeze the paint *****, you will kill the animal in all likelihood. That's not cool either.
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#10
god damn raccons man, i hear you... i had a similar incident happen to me too. was drinking one night in my buddies garage. Placed my beer on the ground for like a minute, when all of a sudden a racoon took my beer... My buddy got his BB gun and it was end of story. Dont mess with a man's beer.
#11
They just take ****? That is funny as hell, i have never had experience with these thieving rats. We just have people trying to steal **** here, even the animals are shifty in va i guess. Take some video on your stakeout seriously.
john ny
john ny
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When I first saw the thread title, I thought someone caught Joe Biden in an open-mic moment...
Had raccoons break into the house back in July, to get to the catfood; they actually lifted the screen door up off the tracks to pop the latch. Happened when I was in the garage, working on my SA. Came inside, little muddy tracks in and out.
Seen as many as 7 in the backyard; momma and kits. Unafraid of people; will stand right up at the screen door and look at me like, "hand out the Friskies or we're pissing in your barbeque."
Cats just look at them like "WTF is wrong with that cat?!?"
Had raccoons break into the house back in July, to get to the catfood; they actually lifted the screen door up off the tracks to pop the latch. Happened when I was in the garage, working on my SA. Came inside, little muddy tracks in and out.
Seen as many as 7 in the backyard; momma and kits. Unafraid of people; will stand right up at the screen door and look at me like, "hand out the Friskies or we're pissing in your barbeque."
Cats just look at them like "WTF is wrong with that cat?!?"
#18
reminds me of this:
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#19
yeah, he just waddled up beside me while im laying under a jeep, look at me like "hey neighbor just borrowin a wrench" then tried to run off with it, i was like wtf is the neighbors dog............ *WACK* i hit my head on the brush guard.
#23
hahahaaha, dood, same problem as me. My garage at night has animials going in there. Twodays ago, my car wash bucket had POO and ****, and my gf was saying she heard something moving behind the boxes. In the morning isaw footprints of paws on my fc. I figure it has to be racoonns, or some kind of animal. That **** was freakn huge, i had to dump it and clean my bucket, but iono if i will use it anymore.
#25
Srsly... They poo'd and ****'d in the bucket and not on the ground. And then walked all over your car. These are some well trained rodents were talking about here.
In another thread, I mentioned my temp guage going up. Well it ends up a coon tried to steal one of my heater hoses and just proceeded to bite the **** outa it and make it leak everywhere constantly. I'll take a picture of the hose as soon as I can find my damn camera. It looks like someone took a fork to it or something...
In another thread, I mentioned my temp guage going up. Well it ends up a coon tried to steal one of my heater hoses and just proceeded to bite the **** outa it and make it leak everywhere constantly. I'll take a picture of the hose as soon as I can find my damn camera. It looks like someone took a fork to it or something...