Thought this was funny :)
08-16-03, 11:19 AM
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Well, I don't know about anyone else, BUT I believe those rear appendages are actually communication devices..I'M SERIOUS! I mean if you see one mounted to an "automobile" (as they WANT you to believe), they are usually accompanied by strange glowing , multi-colored lights under the "automobile" .
Now, if any intelligent individuals have kept up with the Star News publications (A fine, fine publication in my book), you would know that the Aliens have infiltrated our society! And we all know what the Mother ships have rigghhhht? BIG glowing lights all around them!
Now- any intelligent folk (such as myself) can reasonably deduce that these "automobiles" are really the space/terrestial craft for the punk-foot-soldier alien teens trying to infiltrate our society! Those wings are really intended to signal the Mother Ship for the main assault!
LET THIS BE A WAKE UP CALL!!! SAVE PLANET EARTH, OUR SOCIETY AND OUR WOMEN!!! RIP THOSE DAMN COMMUNICATION DEVICES OFF EVERY "AUTOMOBILE" YOU SEE!!!! DON'T LET THEM SIGNAL THE MOTHER SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew... I need another beer and go load my guns..
Now, if any intelligent individuals have kept up with the Star News publications (A fine, fine publication in my book), you would know that the Aliens have infiltrated our society! And we all know what the Mother ships have rigghhhht? BIG glowing lights all around them!
Now- any intelligent folk (such as myself) can reasonably deduce that these "automobiles" are really the space/terrestial craft for the punk-foot-soldier alien teens trying to infiltrate our society! Those wings are really intended to signal the Mother Ship for the main assault!
LET THIS BE A WAKE UP CALL!!! SAVE PLANET EARTH, OUR SOCIETY AND OUR WOMEN!!! RIP THOSE DAMN COMMUNICATION DEVICES OFF EVERY "AUTOMOBILE" YOU SEE!!!! DON'T LET THEM SIGNAL THE MOTHER SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew... I need another beer and go load my guns..
08-16-03, 07:11 PM
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Gee. . .
I have to say - my subs take up so much room in my car, and I HONESTLY also say - I LIKE IT LOUD. I have been a Club DJ for 18 years (So, aint no teenager) but just LOVE IT LOUD. I dont really need attention, but yeah. . .if the WING owner is out there somewhere - write in. . . we'd love to hear from ya, imagine the response he'd get after explaining his cars wing to us? His story could go something like this - "well, my girlfriends dad designs airplanes and he hates me dating his daughter, he said - you can date her if you are prepared to put this new prototype wing on the back of that "7" of yours. . . do it for a month, and the bitch is yours". . . maybe. . . maybe someone else has an idea. . .
I have to say - my subs take up so much room in my car, and I HONESTLY also say - I LIKE IT LOUD. I have been a Club DJ for 18 years (So, aint no teenager) but just LOVE IT LOUD. I dont really need attention, but yeah. . .if the WING owner is out there somewhere - write in. . . we'd love to hear from ya, imagine the response he'd get after explaining his cars wing to us? His story could go something like this - "well, my girlfriends dad designs airplanes and he hates me dating his daughter, he said - you can date her if you are prepared to put this new prototype wing on the back of that "7" of yours. . . do it for a month, and the bitch is yours". . . maybe. . . maybe someone else has an idea. . .
08-16-03, 09:48 PM
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i think wings have no aesthetic value...spoilers do...some spoilers are just beautiful....but i think wings only have a purpose and that is to keep u down if ur doin like 180 mph and above....now a ricer is defined as a person who likes to make his car look fast rather than actually be fast. i think a nice spoiler on a civic would look arryte not a fukin big *** wing on a stock body with an even more stock paint job that fukin pisses the hell outta me....like ok u made ur point....then they go putting tin cans on the back and make shitty *** loud noises when i truthfully smoke these ***** in my dads fukin caravan...not a light car or a powerful suv....but a measly *** stock caravan 
and this polish **** tried to start a fight with me cuz i smoked him....like the guy is such a loser he has a piece of sumtin...iunno wat in his front bumper thats s'posed to amke it look like an intercooler and he wants to start a fight with me cuz i jus smoked the **** outta his stock paint stock bodied winged civic....argh these mother ****** **** me off
time to do the stress relief breathe in breathe out exercise...
peace,
Gufran
and this polish **** tried to start a fight with me cuz i smoked him....like the guy is such a loser he has a piece of sumtin...iunno wat in his front bumper thats s'posed to amke it look like an intercooler and he wants to start a fight with me cuz i jus smoked the **** outta his stock paint stock bodied winged civic....argh these mother ****** **** me off time to do the stress relief breathe in breathe out exercise...
peace,
Gufran
08-16-03, 10:12 PM
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Originally posted by Tom
Well, I don't know about anyone else, BUT I believe those rear appendages are actually communication devices..I'M SERIOUS! I mean if you see one mounted to an "automobile" (as they WANT you to believe), they are usually accompanied by strange glowing , multi-colored lights under the "automobile" .
Now, if any intelligent individuals have kept up with the Star News publications (A fine, fine publication in my book), you would know that the Aliens have infiltrated our society! And we all know what the Mother ships have rigghhhht? BIG glowing lights all around them!
Now- any intelligent folk (such as myself) can reasonably deduce that these "automobiles" are really the space/terrestial craft for the punk-foot-soldier alien teens trying to infiltrate our society! Those wings are really intended to signal the Mother Ship for the main assault!
LET THIS BE A WAKE UP CALL!!! SAVE PLANET EARTH, OUR SOCIETY AND OUR WOMEN!!! RIP THOSE DAMN COMMUNICATION DEVICES OFF EVERY "AUTOMOBILE" YOU SEE!!!! DON'T LET THEM SIGNAL THE MOTHER SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew... I need another beer and go load my guns..
Well, I don't know about anyone else, BUT I believe those rear appendages are actually communication devices..I'M SERIOUS! I mean if you see one mounted to an "automobile" (as they WANT you to believe), they are usually accompanied by strange glowing , multi-colored lights under the "automobile" .
Now, if any intelligent individuals have kept up with the Star News publications (A fine, fine publication in my book), you would know that the Aliens have infiltrated our society! And we all know what the Mother ships have rigghhhht? BIG glowing lights all around them!
Now- any intelligent folk (such as myself) can reasonably deduce that these "automobiles" are really the space/terrestial craft for the punk-foot-soldier alien teens trying to infiltrate our society! Those wings are really intended to signal the Mother Ship for the main assault!
LET THIS BE A WAKE UP CALL!!! SAVE PLANET EARTH, OUR SOCIETY AND OUR WOMEN!!! RIP THOSE DAMN COMMUNICATION DEVICES OFF EVERY "AUTOMOBILE" YOU SEE!!!! DON'T LET THEM SIGNAL THE MOTHER SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew... I need another beer and go load my guns..
08-16-03, 11:39 PM
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Prosthetic head.
Wow. I thought we had all seen these pics and heard these jokes time and time again, but apparently not enough...hehe...
...Actually, that's the reason so many people get wings put on their cars. They're so cheap!
I hope we're all finally done with this whole rice-wing-bashing thing. After a while, it does get rather tiresome.
Originally posted by Richard Miller
some one paid good money for that wing. just remember that while you are laughing at it.
some one paid good money for that wing. just remember that while you are laughing at it.
I hope we're all finally done with this whole rice-wing-bashing thing. After a while, it does get rather tiresome.
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