I have a similar problem with little bitches...

This kid hates me, so one night him and his gangster-thug gun-toting tweaked-out-of-his-mind friend fucked with my car. Cracked a tail light, let air out of one of the tires, threw dirt all over it, and tried to pry the door open with brute force...

I ran out there and the thug was gone, but the kid was there. I was really really stoned (which SUCKS ***) and he told me all these lies and ****. I was so pissed, I didn't have any idea what to do.

So basically I've got the whole neighborhood watching ****... But I doubt that'll work.

If he does start anything again I'm gonna take a damn baseball bat to his skull.

You're lucky 'cause you have campus police who will actually walk around, around here the cops are too busy trying to catch speeders 'cause they need to meet their qouta.

And I saw that bitch tonight, and I got really ******* angry but I didn't say anything. I'm waiting to make my move when the time is right... When I've got advantages and when it's self-defense. 'Cause when it's self defense I won't get into trouble.

If the RX-Vigilanties wanna drop by and mess with him, feel free...

 

i've been watching she-spies and picking up some moves. tell me when its on.

 

2 dozen FB RX7s, their windows tinted limo black, buzz into the neighborhood like a swarm of angry wasps. The sleek cars move with military precision, hunting down agitators and brats alike, leaving a trail of weeping wimps with skidmarked faces in their wake. Then, just as suddenly as they appeared they're gone, off to the next RX7 owners neighborhood...

 

Haha, Manntis, I love it!

 

I didnt start fixing up the outside of my car till I bought a house and am able to park in the garauge

 

i see a better fast and the furious script here...............

 

Hmm... I need t find a mechanic that knows Rotaries AND can mount large caliber machine guns onto the roof of my car...

Interstate '76 style!

 

Or hip checked it on that fender he was talking bout. Man, that sucks. I'd be right up there with ya too. Had one of my other cars catch something to its windshield while sitting in student parking

Campus had a bad parking problem....just lazy people if you ask me who didn't want to walk down the hill to campus from the free parking area, they just wanted to get the spots right next to the Union Building so you'd have the people cruising up and down the lot until someone pulled and then they'd speed down to that spot real quick to jump into it. Well, saw one of these vultures doing this and their mirror clipped off the other car's mirror that was leaving and they didn't even stop to trade insurance or anything! I would have jumped the guy as soon as he got out!!

Guess every campus no matter how remote (Houghton, MI) still have problems.

Good luck in catching the drunk bastard that did it!!

 

Sweeeet! I loved that game... I'm gunna go find the cd.... oh, and Interstate '82... that game was good too, but the original was better....

*runs to dig through boxes of cds*


Jeff

 

Just take off your sunroof, bolt a .50 cal to the right front lip, and have your passenger stand up to fire it. (s/he can swivel it too, meening you don't have to aim by steering!)

Incidentally, small and nimble almost always wins. I once "killed" a HMMWV aka "Hummer" with an Iltis - a 4wd thing about the size of a VW Rabbit.

 

this kid i was talking about also leaves his crap all over the driveway(s) and on the road (they jump a pile of bricks on their skateboards and then leave the bricks there when they are done, in the middle of the road!) and they have these new things that look like those old TV antenna's that run up the side of your house and they put them one their side and use them like they were a railing or the pipe at the top of one of their ramps. Well i don't think i mentioned this before but me new vehicle is a Jeep with big *** tires and the last time they left it out in the street i 'didn't see it' and now it's just a mangled mess. their father freaked on me and i told him if i had hit it with the RX-7 i would have had to hunt his son down and kill him. The next night a car came around the corner at 12:30 AM and hit a pile of bricks on the street. They banged on my door and i happily sent them next door. not sure what became of that.

 

I wonder if the blue on the hood could have been a paintball splatter. Those worthless ****** could have hid out in their house, and shot your car from there with the marker. It still would have made a bang as you described when it hit your hood. You might look around where the car is parked and see if you can find the husk of the paintball. If it was, it becomes a little easier to narrow down who the responsible parties are.

Just a thought,
James

 

Once I parked my car at the friendly neighbourhood canadian tire, and when I came back out (of the automotive department of course) My car has been keyed. It looked as if someone had tried to open the hatch or something with a foreign key, got pissed off and gouged the paint all around the edge. I was sooooo pissed and there was absolutely nothing I could do about it!
And than once, this fat guy at my work leaned against my piece of **** merkur, i told him to "Get the **** off my car" for fear of my car smelling....
And with the nerve of the biggest idiot in the world, his friend comes up to me and says "well, maybe we'll stop leaning on it AFTER you get a paint job" I was in awe of this persons stupidity. It doesnt matter if my car was a rotting piece of junk, it's a matter of principle. If he dings, scratches or nicks the paint, it's going to cost me in the long run if i want a paint job because time is money at a body shop. Stupid *******.

 

Update... turns out there's a dent in my hood where the blue paint stuff was. It isn't a big dent, but it's a dent. Someone on the lounge suggested that maybe they fired a paintball at my hood... I'm starting to wonder if that could be the case.

I washed and polished her up all shiny, and the dent is hardly noticeable, but it still makes me sick when I think about someone firing **** at her...

Still, nothing like some of the **** that has happened to you guys. I can't believe how ******* stupid some people can be.

 

I'm thinking of making a stationary spud launcher out of an oil barrel and six 4 foot pvc turrets........I'll bet that could blow a whole in someone's head.

 

At my marina job were alway building potato guns.

But we keep improving the design.

THe best one we ever had could launch a patato clean across the bay, (at a full mile)
We used starting fluid instead hair spray, and then we would presurize the chamber with about 8 psi.

We would ignite it with a electric grill ignitor.

We had a few explode on us been when it works it pretty cool