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I am talking to this 17yr old guy who just bought his first car its a 85 mazda rx7 red and he's excited about it and all but there is one problem that I can't answer.....Is there any possible way he can do "it" in this car without killing yourself? I know we need to refrain from certain things on here but dang I am curious myself
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That girl that makes your head spin and your stomach do backflips:
Get out and lay out the sleeping bag you have in the hatch. Pop open some sodas (No alcohol yet. I'm not 21 ) and eat the chicken cooked over a nice campfire. Make love by sunset or under the stars, overlooking mountains or the city.
Any other chick/One night stands/etc:
Find a motel that rents by the hour on the outskirts of town. Drive there in RX-7. Screw her brains out while listening to complaints from the neighbors. Leave while she's asleep, or failing that, while she's in the can in the morning. NOTE: Keep keys close by if you sleep so she doesn't take the car.
That's about as involved as the RX-7 should be with sex. My head grazes the ceiling with the seat lowered and as far back as I can get it while still touching the pedals. I do not wish to have a shift **** or worse, a steering wheel removed from any orifices. Not to mention that the stains are usually hard to get out of cloth.
Get out and lay out the sleeping bag you have in the hatch. Pop open some sodas (No alcohol yet. I'm not 21 ) and eat the chicken cooked over a nice campfire. Make love by sunset or under the stars, overlooking mountains or the city.
Any other chick/One night stands/etc:
Find a motel that rents by the hour on the outskirts of town. Drive there in RX-7. Screw her brains out while listening to complaints from the neighbors. Leave while she's asleep, or failing that, while she's in the can in the morning. NOTE: Keep keys close by if you sleep so she doesn't take the car.
That's about as involved as the RX-7 should be with sex. My head grazes the ceiling with the seat lowered and as far back as I can get it while still touching the pedals. I do not wish to have a shift **** or worse, a steering wheel removed from any orifices. Not to mention that the stains are usually hard to get out of cloth.
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You pop the hatch and she leans in as if to get something as you get something. Been there done that. Front passenger seat if she's got enduro muscles in her upper body because she's facing forward. Make sure you've got tinted windows first or at least get off the highway shoulder....
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I'm 6'4" and I've had sex with my ex g/f who was 5'10" in my 85. It takes some maneuvering. I'd sit in the driver's seat, she'd straddle me and stick her head out the sunroof and every now and then her butt would hit the horn . Why do you think the Mazda engineers made the sunroofs so friggin' big in the 1st gens. They knew we'd be gettin' some tail driving a car like that .
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hehe he said he's a tall guy any farther back he will be on the bumper. I told him at least now you have enough room to do it then so quit complaining
hehe he said he's a tall guy any farther back he will be on the bumper. I told him at least now you have enough room to do it then so quit complaining
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this was a 17yr old guy I was asking for and I kinda got the idea of why the sun roof was so big but since this place is so full of men (whoo hoo) I thought I would ask the experts on such a subject.
By the way Felix are you hinting at something with that 6 2 comment
If so..then go right ahead
By the way Felix are you hinting at something with that 6 2 comment
If so..then go right ahead
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hehe i just got my 1st gen and i was wondering how the hell someone my hieght 6'2 -6'3 was gonna do that was thinking the passenger seat all the way back and down, hehe sunroof so thats why the things so damn big
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Now I can't seem to get all these visuals out of my head when it comes to that roof. Also it would seem conforming with the hood if you bent over the girl or if perhaps you put a man there hmmm....very very interesting....hmmm should stop these visuals as fast as possible :o
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hehe.....now that i think about it, my 7 is the only car i've owned(out of 10) that i've gotten my swerve on in. i was 6' she was 5'10" and that car is LOADED with possibilities. inside, outside, front seats, hatch(boy was that one tough).ahhhhh, the joys of high school.
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It can be done without opening hatchs, doors, or sunroofs....
seats all the way forward, you lie on your back with your *** over the buckets, feet on the dash for stability. Girl on top, your head will be near the light in the trunk area. She'll have to lay on you and do all the work. In my case my *** was on my subwoofer but it's a plastic sub so it was okay in the end. Even if my sub got ruined who really cares?
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seats all the way forward, you lie on your back with your *** over the buckets, feet on the dash for stability. Girl on top, your head will be near the light in the trunk area. She'll have to lay on you and do all the work. In my case my *** was on my subwoofer but it's a plastic sub so it was okay in the end. Even if my sub got ruined who really cares?
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but jimmy if I was that girl I would be knocked unconcious while being on top I for one need the room. I think for me I will opt for the getting out of the car lay the blanket on down put some music on and
Need I say more?
But the hood is always a good second alternative for me and that bumper is pretty strong on mines
Need I say more?
But the hood is always a good second alternative for me and that bumper is pretty strong on mines
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Historia,
My car is aways waxed up and on the hood you could slide off and get hurt that way.... LOL Although on the back glass would be cool. Perfect angle!! LOL But if you ever have a chance to try it my way it should be fun, just keep your head down as much as you can. Or put your guy on top? In my case nobody got hurt. Also it was in the summer it was hott back there.
Have fun!! Babe!!
JIMMY
My car is aways waxed up and on the hood you could slide off and get hurt that way.... LOL Although on the back glass would be cool. Perfect angle!! LOL But if you ever have a chance to try it my way it should be fun, just keep your head down as much as you can. Or put your guy on top? In my case nobody got hurt. Also it was in the summer it was hott back there.
Have fun!! Babe!!
JIMMY
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In a first-gen RX-7??.. you guys are crazy! :p
A short joke: a man walks into his psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but underwear made out of Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist looks at him and says, "It's easy to see your nuts.."
A short joke: a man walks into his psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but underwear made out of Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist looks at him and says, "It's easy to see your nuts.."
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Yes genrex we may be crazy to try this in a 1st gen but hey look at all the memories you can have by this experience. Just remember to pack alot of aspirins in case of head injuries and remember to know how to place your clothes on really fast in a small confining car just in case Piggies decide to knock on your glass. But its a bitch trying to place that bra on that quickly
And my dear Jimmy the waxed hood can be fun heck people like to put baby oil on themselves for a exciting experience As for the back bumper, I couldn't try that if I was even more balanced. Front bumper is strong, back bumper got a run in with a Alantra so that is not so stable
Keep up the posts guys because I am getting way too many ideas
And my dear Jimmy the waxed hood can be fun heck people like to put baby oil on themselves for a exciting experience As for the back bumper, I couldn't try that if I was even more balanced. Front bumper is strong, back bumper got a run in with a Alantra so that is not so stable
Keep up the posts guys because I am getting way too many ideas
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I admit I suck at actually knowing tire size (please insert your jokes on women and cars ) but I guess I can still imagine in this head of mines...oh yeah I have it now
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hehe I knew I would get that sooner or later from this post lol...if you notice from my 1st post that it was for a 17yr old and all the posts after that I just can't help but laugh at. Oh well think what you like to think everyone is intitled to their oppinions
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Alright my friend brought his girl out on a date with his new car and I showed him what you wrote and so he put those ideas in his head. So he goes out and drives her up to the mountains parks the car they make out and he decides to lay the seats forward he gets on his back shes on top and they get into it. Well to make a long story short the girl has stiches in her head because she hit the things that hold up the back window. In her words "Last time I try to play bucking bronco in a mazda again".
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