I am Geddy Lee

 

So these two guys are in the penthouse bar of a tall building in the downtown core, having a couple of drinks.

At one point in the evening, the first guy turns to the second and says:
"Ya know, five years ago I found out that the wind blows between all the buildings just perfectly so that if you were to jump from the bar window, you'd fall only until the 10th floor lobby, where the wind pressure picks you up and throws you through the window onto the couch there"

of course guy two drunkenly swears a bit, and states boldly that it's impossible, and ridiculous and that he'd buy everyone in the bar a pitcher of the finest if it could be proven.

So the first guy jumps out the window.

He falls, and falls and falls.. and when he gets to the tenth floor, sure enough, he falls into the window and onto the couch in the 10th floor lobby!

Upon returning to the bar, everyone gets their drinks and the seond guy is just lucid. He proclaims "Dude! I have to try that" and runs for the window.

He falls, and falls, and falls..... and SPLATS onto a civic parked by the sidewalk.

The bartender turns to the first guy and says "Ya know Superman, you're really an ******* when you're drunk"

Jon

 

hahaha, YES!

 

Jon... Weak joke (j/k)

Here's a good one:

An officer pulls over a man. The officer comes around the car and tells the man that he has won fifty dollars for wearing his seatbelt! The man is very ecstatic, and when the officer asked the man what he would do with the money the man replied: "Now I can go to driving school and get my license!" Then his wife (in the passenger seat) chimes in: "Oh, don't listen to him! He's a smartass when he's drunk!" Then a head pops up from behind the driver seat and says: "Damn, I knew we would get far in this stolen car!" After this, a muffled voice coming from the trunk of the car said: "Are we across the border yet?"

FS

 

Edit: fourm being weird

Look above this post!

 

Alright, time for a true story, that is hilariously funny.

So my friend Jim (who at that time was about 14) is driving along with his mum at the kinda speed that you get going from Ottawa to Toronto in your Rex. The cop pulls her over, gets out, comes to the window and says "ma'am, do you have any idea how fast you were going". of course, she simply says no, and hands over the papers (makes cops more receptive if you're not begging)... the cop walks back to the car.. but doesn't get in... in the rearview mirror you can see the cop radioing for something... the cop then walks back to the car and says "I'm sorry ma'am, I seem to have locked my keys in the car. You're free to go"

Jim's mom (to rub it in) even offered to drive the "poor officer" to the station... hehe

Jon

 

i just noticed today the first line in the Owners manuel of car is

1: getting to know your Probe

followed then by

2: Operating your Probe

I just thought that was funny as hell.

but im pretty toasted.

 

sounds like all of ya'll are stoned!


LMAO!!!!

 

that was on Real TV

 

I remember reading about po-po stories in a car and driver mag... dunno what issue it was but some of em were funny

FS