Last night I came out to find axle grease underneath the door handle of both doors.

Someone also must have noticed that I just finished some body work, and most of the car is primered... and decided to write "White trash riceR" with a paint pen all over the primer.

 

No. My girlfriend's dad is in the Army with some guy who used to be a police officer around Green Bay, Wisconsin.

He has that story, and something about a call about a break in to some Grain Elevator, where they were able to follow some drops of blood through the snow to the door of the burglar's house, where the "stolen scale" was recovered. The cops knocked on his door, and asked if he knew anything about a missing scale, and the guy tried to act like he knew nothing about it, with the scale in the room behind him.

 

Rediculous lawsuits are filed daily, and the only ones we hear about are the ones that actually get a jury to vote the opposite of what seems to be common sense. Just because the burgler 'won' doesn't mean he will collect a penny. The woman's lawyer will undoubtedly file an appeal, and these rediculous lawsuits rarely result in the person at fault (burgler) receiving a penny- even if he wins some money- since the extended legal proceedings will have padded the lawyer's claim to his percentage, leaving the burgler with none. damm lawyers.

(on this rediculous lawsuit thing- an employee in the plant came in on Monday morning, and bragged to the entire plant about how she tried several new sexual positions in the bathtub with her husband over the weeke end, and it seriously screwed up her back. Same day- after lunch she comes to the plant manager and files an injury claim. She is now suing the plant. I can't wait to see her face in court when several of her former employees willingly state that they heard her bragging about injuring her back by trying new sexual positions before she claimed to have injured her back at work)

 

Please don't ruin my wife's case.....